
It all started with an onion truck. We were driving to my family reunion in the Smoky Mountains, and we passed an onion truck, and I had to take a picture. I mean, really, how often do you get to see an onion truck with onions visible on the road? But I'll bet the driver was a little weirded out.

We stayed in
a very large cabin. Four stories, eight bedrooms, three hot tubs, lots of stairs, and even an elevator. Of course, with over thirty people in the house, it was kind of necessary. Especially the hot tubs. The view was pretty nice, as you can see.

We hiked up to
Grotto Falls in a small group on Monday morning. It was a nice, easy hike, 1.3 miles. The falls were a little sparse, but it was still fun. Lindsay came in the hiker pack. Unfortunately, I can't find any pictures of this outing, so you'll have to take my word for it. This was also the hike where Lindsay figured out that my CamelBak is a 'dink' [drink]. So Peter was carrying her on his back, and I was connected to her like an umbilical cord because she didn't want to stop chewing on the valve.

That afternoon, we went to
Ripley's Aquarium, which was surprisingly good, considering that this is the same Ripley's that does "museums" that are more sensationalist than educational. I was expecting a pop culture aquarium, but it was just a normal one. They had a cool underwater tunnel where you could see fish swimming all around you. The sharks in the tank were still scary despite the inches of glass between us. They'd just kind of sneak up from one side and you'd see a shadow.

Lindsay almost got eaten by a shark, but it turned out to be dead.

Tuesday we got to leave Lindsay with aunts and uncles and go out for the night. We doubled with my parents and ate at a yummy trout restaurant. Then we went mini-golfing.

It actually took us a while to find a place, but only because I wanted a place with fake blue water. There are probably about fifty putt putt places in the area, but fake blue water is a part of the fake golf experience. It was fun even though I lost with a score of sixty strokes. Peter won with thirty-eight. I'm terrible! But I had a lot of fun because it was one of the only dates we've been on since Lindsay was born. And we actually spent money on non-renewable entertainment, which was also fun.

Wednesday we got a big group to go up to
Clingmans Dome, the highest point in the Park, and on the
Appalachian Trail. That was only .5 miles, but it was steep, so I thought it was hard.

We got up there in time for the sunset. The view was totally worth the hike. It was actually chilly up there. The temperature down lower was in the 80s, but up here it was in the 50s. We have some pictures of us as a family up here, but I look terrible in them, so I figure I won't let them go public. (However, if you'd like copies sent to you personally, for ego-building use, please shoot me an email and I'd be glad to help you out.)
Rainbow Falls we did on Thursday. Lindsay got to be babysat again, so we were without child. This one really showed me how out of shape I am. It was 2.7 miles up and then you came back the way you went in. Going down was fine, but going up was killer. But I just took my little breaks and lagged behind and made it just fine.

The falls here were lacking, too. We were so happy with the weather all week because it didn't rain, but then the falls were dismal because of it. Oh, well. Here's a family group picture right behind the falls.

On the way back we saw a rattlesnake on ON the trail. It finally moved off the trail, but we got to see it for a while from a safe distance. It was actually really pretty. It didn't look shiny like you expect reptiles to be. It was satiny and very matte.

Lindsay got to come with us on our last hike up to Laurel Falls on Friday. It was another easy one, and we got lots of people to come! This hike was especially fun because when we got to the top a guy was proposing to his girlfriend. We got to see him get down on one knee and put the ring on her finger. Cute.

Lindsay liked these falls. She played in the pools with a stick and splashed around.
There were some other more family oriented things we did, too, but there weren't pictures of that. We used the hot tub after a hike. We went shopping in the arts and crafts area. They had some very cool pottery. We watched movies on a projector screen with surround sound. We ate lots and lots of cookies. We initiated people to the Wii. We had lots of fun conversations. It was a nice, relaxing week.

Friday evening we packed up and left since Peter had a Bar class Saturday morning. We were all tired. Even Lindsay, who's averse to sleeping in the car. But here's proof positive she can do it! Of course she woke up thirty minutes later and stayed awake the rest of the time, but it's a start!